Caught in the Act Part 1:
“This table may be out of bounds, you might remove me from it countless times a day, but up yours, I’m having a cat nap whether you like it or not”

Caught in the Act Part 2:
“Who knocked over my toy box? It wasn’t me Guv, I was asleep, honest”

“Never mind that young upstart, photograph me – I’m cute too!”